Personality Awards
I’m getting far too much amusement out of this. OKCupid! has this thing where you answer an endless series of questions and it computes them and slowly adds "personality awards" to your profile. I keep answering more questions and refreshing my profile to see if I’ve gotten any new ones. It seems to be reasonably accurate. So far, I have been awarded:
Less Aggressive, Less Cocky, More Compassionate, More Dorky, Less Energetic, Less Giving, More Introverted, More Kinky, More Literary, More Desiring of Love, Less Old-Fashioned, Less Optimistic, More Spiritual, Less Spontaneous, Less Political
I particularly love the "More Introverted" icon. 
March 20th, 2008 at 10:34 am
i’m new to that site…and i’m tryna figure out these personality award thingies. do they mean they’re RECOMMENDING you to BEcome less aggressive…or less cocky, etc. Or that you already ARE less aggressive…than…um well if so, less than WHO?
arrgh.
ah well…if you happen to read this, will ya email your answer to me? thisismydisaster@gmail.com
i actually DO have more important things to do than this but…i’m kinda bored
thx
June 30th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
I’ve answered like 400 questions and gotten moot.
Wtf? =[
December 24th, 2008 at 9:14 am
After changing my profile text to be a bit less negative about myself, I noticed that I had lost several of these awards and gained a new one. I believe it’s directly or indirectly related to the choice of words you use in the profile.